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01 April 2008 @ 01:06 pm
I Have Decided...  
...To find myself a mail-order bride of some sort. Well, that's probably a bad way of putting it, but you get the idea. Preferably Filipina (you know, since they speak English and maybe I want to learn Tagalog) or Thai (since, well, I do like the spicy food).

I might consider Chinese or something, though. My learning Chinese probably won't really help there, though, since it's likely they wouldn't speak fluent Mandarin in the boonies of China (apropos of nothing, "boonies" comes from the Tagalog word for "mountain," something I just discovered recently, you know, reading up on this).

I've been doing lots of research, and I've decided that this is a good idea.
In the mood: nervousnervous
sf_readersf_reader on April 1st, 2008 07:52 pm (UTC)
Maybe we can make some money. Let's offer you as a mail order husband!
arwensouth: DevilDuckarwensouth on April 1st, 2008 09:44 pm (UTC)
I'm liking this idea...!
Douglas Triggs: bierstadtdoubt72 on April 1st, 2008 11:11 pm (UTC)
I could make lots of moneys!
kyleen66: shadowkyleen66 on April 1st, 2008 10:56 pm (UTC)
I offer $25.00!

Now pack up your stuff and move to Michigan.
Douglas Triggs: crazy person with signdoubt72 on April 1st, 2008 11:11 pm (UTC)
Not good enough!

...Unless those are Canadian dollars.