...I've gotten my bumper firmly attached back on my car. With extra screws and everything (don't even start, you!)

In the process of completing this surprisingly ambitious project (it's amazing how hard it is to get a car fixed when you can't even get out of your parking spot), I once again discovered that it's kinda pointless getting shuttled back to your apartment if you left your apartment key on the keychain you gave to the mechanic.

I'm just sayin'.