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Douglas Triggs
01 April 2008 @ 01:06 pm
...To find myself a mail-order bride of some sort. Well, that's probably a bad way of putting it, but you get the idea. Preferably Filipina (you know, since they speak English and maybe I want to learn Tagalog) or Thai (since, well, I do like the spicy food).

I might consider Chinese or something, though. My learning Chinese probably won't really help there, though, since it's likely they wouldn't speak fluent Mandarin in the boonies of China (apropos of nothing, "boonies" comes from the Tagalog word for "mountain," something I just discovered recently, you know, reading up on this).

I've been doing lots of research, and I've decided that this is a good idea.
 
 
In the mood: nervousnervous
 
 
Douglas Triggs
01 April 2008 @ 03:43 pm
...Because I know you've been waiting for it, the real pictures from the Canada trip.

Canada produced quite an impressive coating of road slime:

 
 
In the mood: satisfiedsatisfied
 
 
 
Douglas Triggs
01 April 2008 @ 09:55 pm
...The scary thing is, this might actually be serious.

But I'm not quite sure.
 
 
In the mood: deviousdevious