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16 March 2006 @ 10:56 pm
Ultraviolet  
Fine, fine movie. Only the talented directing of William Shatner or Uwe Boll could have made it better. Or perhaps the unparalleled acting of Keanu Reeves. Even the combined talents of John Travolta and Tom Cruise might not have been able to improve on it. Although it probably could have used a few more VIC 20's in the render farm.

Really, this movie was so good that watching it made you want to slit your wrists with the straw from your drink... Only to realize in horror that doing so wouldn't guarantee you'd lose consciousness before the move was over.

It made Battlefield Earth look like high art.

(But remember, she's a monolith, huh!)

Update: enjoy some words about this fine movie from Rotten Tomatoes.
 
 
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Laurel Amberdineamberdine on March 17th, 2006 07:37 am (UTC)
I giggle at your plight. :)
Douglas Triggs: girdoubt72 on March 17th, 2006 07:52 am (UTC)
Blame JLIC boy. I was considering not paying him back for the ticket. :-P
Kyaa the Catlord: lickkyaathecatlord on March 17th, 2006 08:04 am (UTC)
Muahahahaha. JLIC! :P
Kyaa the Catlord: catpopekyaathecatlord on March 17th, 2006 08:04 am (UTC)
I am evil and should be punished.
Douglas Triggs: cateyesdoubt72 on March 17th, 2006 08:06 am (UTC)
Okay then. You're going back to see it with Darren.