I was wrong. It is just a cold -- a really, really bad one. Which means there is no good news (well, except, maybe for the fact that I'm not dying) -- the recovery won't be quick at all.

Cough's gotten worse, but it's clearly due to all the crap draining out of my sinuses. Of which there's a lot. Let's just say, not dying is a mixed blessing.

Somebody needs to find a cure for this crap already.