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15 January 2006 @ 02:50 am
There Will Be No Milking.  


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Doubt72!



  1. During severe windstorms, doubt72 may sway several feet to either side.

  2. Every day in the UK, four people die putting doubt72 on!

  3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets doubt72.

  4. Native Americans never actually ate doubt72; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!

  5. Over half of Americans are officially doubt72!

  6. Only twelve people have ever set foot on doubt72.

  7. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled doubt72!

  8. Europe is the only continent that lacks doubt72.

  9. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by doubt72!

  10. Doubt72 will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.




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Jimmy Hollaman and GUSjimmy_hollaman on January 15th, 2006 03:12 pm (UTC)
You will die for number 9, i can't forgive you for that.....
Douglas Triggs: bad eggdoubt72 on January 18th, 2006 07:05 am (UTC)
Careful, now, or I'll sic Tom Cruise on ya.
Jimmy Hollaman and GUSjimmy_hollaman on January 18th, 2006 01:57 pm (UTC)
Oh I can handel Tom Cruise, i will sick Nicole kidman on to him
DeeDerangedeederange on January 16th, 2006 04:52 pm (UTC)
The way my diet has been going, #1 is suprisingly accurate. And #4 isn't too far off the mark either.


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Deederange!

1. A thimbleful of deederange would weigh over 100 million tons.
2. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing deederange.
3. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled deederange.
4. When provoked, deederange will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
5. Without its lining of deederange, your stomach would digest itself!
6. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting deederange.
7. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in deederange!
8. Deederange has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
9. Over half of Americans are officially deederange.
10. The most dangerous form of deederange is the bicycle!